Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
Mon Feb 19 2001 at 2:27:48
Sings songs of conquest, while drinking
from a horn.
Insists that the bedroom window have a point at the top.
Constantly sharpening spearpoints.
Makes blood offerings to
Talks in a language that is "sort of like
most likely to sack Rome
for the High School yearbook.
Signs the yearbook in
Brings home a freshly-killed deer every Friday.
Never tires of almost-raw venison for Friday dinner, but won't eat vegetables.
are a bunch of sissies.
Depending upon age, lords it over
I like it!
Female Goth stereotypes
Are you a Visigoth or an Ostrogoth?
Petition to extinguish the sun
Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
How to get a Goth out of a tree
Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
The Offline Internet
The Bus of Freaks
Der Ring des Nibelungen
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