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Eating men is considered, in most cultures, wrong. You don't have to kill a cucumber plant to eat a cucumber. Once you eat a man, he's most likely dead.
In the interest of fairness, its been said that men taste like chicken. Chicken is pretty tasty.

The title of a book (the sort of inexpensive humor book sold at Spencer Gifts or other novelty stores) which discusses different uses for cucumbers and men than eating them. The idea that cucumber-as-dildo can supply all a woman's needs is stretched out for many pages without actually ever explictly mentioning what the cucumber is being used for.

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