There are a couple of shows on TLC (The Learning Channel) called "A Wedding Story" and "A Birth Story" or something quite similar to that. The basic premise of these programs is the tracking of the big event - watching a nervous groom-to-be picking out the location of the rehearsal dinner, observing a pregnant woman having the doctor explain an ultrasound - until the moment arrives: a big fluffy wedding or a big fluffy birth.

I'm holding out for "A Poop Story". A man is taped with soothing music playing in the background, sleeping soundly. He wakens abruptly, shambles into the bathroom and shuts the door. Maybe there is a 5 minute explanation of who he is and his house, apartment, dorm room, whatever... who he is and what he does with his life.

He emerges from the bathroom with his hair sticking up, the fan audible in the bathroom, a voiceover noting the smell of glade. He then goes on to recount the incident in detail. The temperature of the toilet seat, the floatation of the waste, and so on.

This would certainly entertain me. Poop does, for some reason.

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