achtung man

user since

Sat Mar 17 2001 at 22:15:05 (23.1 years ago )

last seen

Wed Nov 1 2006 at 20:40:16 (17.5 years ago )

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mission drive within everything

node all that I know and care about, and then get downvoted to oblivion

specialties

cheap snack food

school/company

the evil liberal conspiracy

motto

if I can do it, anyone can.

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