• Eating the whole bag of rice cakes
  • Listening to Rush with the volume low
  • Decaf nonfat latte
  • Decaf anything, now that I think of it
  • Performance cars with automatic gear shift
  • Getting a salad at McDonalds
  • Printing out email
  • Separate bedrooms (I know this one is debatable...)
  • Closing your eyes at a horror movie
  • Wearing a tie to telecommute
  • Virgin margaritas
  • Prenuptial agreements
  • 30 page "informational advertisements"

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