double wide

A Glasgow term referring to someone who is wide but is trying to act all friendly and come across as though they are completely nice but are actually just waiting for a chance to do something nasty to you.

This is the common term for a mobile home that is twice as wide as the traditional mobile home from the 1950's. It is usually sold to young families who have a place on a relative's property where they can set up house.

It's not a bad deal, money wise. The problems are twofold:

1. Tornadoes.
2. Jokes about having to "brush your tooth."