Findings:
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Johnny Got His Gun
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- The Ass and His Driver
- My hands knew him
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
- How Pac-Man got his name
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- My hands in his pockets
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- A man's got to know his limitations
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The "ass" jellybean
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Big Ass Ham
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- a huge man ass (user)
- Tap that ass
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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