human microphone

Remember that game when you were a kid?

    Remember that game when you were a kid?

It wasn't a game, exactly. It was a thing you'd do.

    It wasn't a game, exactly. It was a thing you'd do.

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

    You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Copying me.

    Copying me.

What are you, four years old?

    What are you, four years old?

Fine. I'm not talking anymore.

    Fine. I'm not talking anymore.

    Copycat. That's what it was called!

Okay​I'm​going​to​talk​really​fast​without​pausing​so​there's​no​way​you​can​copy​what​I'm​saying​and​whileIhavethefloorI​just​want​to​say​that​this​kind​of​behavior​is​typical​for​you​why​should​I​be​surprised​I'm​not​really

     Okay I'm going to talk--

what​with​all​the​dirty​dishes​you​consistently​leave​in​the​sink​I​don't​know​how​many​times​I​have​to​say​it​but​the​goddamn​dishes​won't​clean​themselvesI'm​not​your​mother I'm​your​roommate​I​shouldn't​have​to​tell​you​this​you're​a​grown​man​who​should​know​at​the​very​least

    You're a grown man, at the very leas--

basic​decency​and​respect​for​the​people​that​you​share​a​flat​with​people​who​I​might​add​hang​up​their​towels​who​don't​leave​their​crap​all​over​the​bathroom​who​wash​their​dishes​who​don't​keep​dairy​products​in​the​fridge​for​four​months​beyond​their​expirationdate​and​who​certainly​don't​go​around​copycatting​everything​that​comes​out​of​their​conversational​partner's​mouth​because​they​realize,​ they​know​deep​down​at​a​primal​level​that​you​don't​do​that​to​people​you​just​don't​there​is​no​sense​to​it​unless​you​are​specifically​looking​for​a​way​to​annoy​someone​to​really​antagonize​them​I​mean​what​other​possible​use​could​you​see​for​such​childish​behavior?

     I dunno, might be handy if you're at a protest and you're not permitted to use amplified sound, and you got a crowd to do it....