Would leveraging goats
across all platforms be as feasible a concept
as leveraging synergies across all platforms
, or would it be a red-tape nightmare
, stuck in development
, new technologies, or process
? Would people show up for training
? I know where you can buy goats, cheap, just one or two counties west, right next to a hubcap cemetery
. But how many platform
s are we talking about, here? We need to provide our client
s with the most flexible
-added goats possible, using a critical core of goat management
processes to enhance infrastructure
and partner across organizational lines.
update. I am not making this up. Please note the striking and entirely coincidental similarity between the above paragraph and this excerpt from a VP email that was sent out within the company that I used to work for:
...part of our ongoing efforts to leverage our people, tools, and processes to gain cost efficiencies across support functions.