the collection of
semen from animals. can be done for several purposes:
1)
artificial insemination
2)
semen evaluation (for
breeding/health management)
3) i know what you're thinking, you
sick fuck!
semen is generally collected by several processes:
the artificial vagina: this involves letting a male mount something. this something could be a female in
estrus, or a
teaser. it could even be an inanimate object like a
dummy mount (wow, guess they really will hump anything). the animal's
penis can then be diverted into the
artificial vagina to collect the semen during
ejaculation. this is the most commonly used procedure for semen collection.
an alternative is simply applying
pressure and/or
friction with a gloved hand as the animal mounts
(essentially, yes, you are wanking off an animal. kinda cute, isn't it?).
note: generally a nearby
female in heat or a similar stimulus (eg
pheremone sprays) is required for the above procedures, in order to get the male
in the mood.
electroejaculation: a
probe is inserted into the
rectum and electrical
stimulation causes ejaculation. this technique is used in animals which cannot be trained to mount so easily-- for example,
cats,
primates, and some
exotic species. electroejaculation produces samples with a greater volume of
semen, but less
sperm. this is because it stimulates ejaculation of all of the
accessory sex organs simultaneously.
abdominal massage technique: a technique used specifically in
poultry. it involves a gentle massaging of the
abdomen, lower back,
cloaca and
tail feathers. birds tend to
ooze out their semen rather than "ejaculate" forcefully, so as the semen pools out it is collected into a tube. an alternate name for this procedure is "
milking." ew. someone had a sick
sense of humor.
it's important not to collect semen too frequently. because
sperm takes a while to
travel up the
epididymis, each
ejaculation will contain a decreasing number of sperm.
you can now consider yourself informed. don't even think about using this for purpose number three.
there are laws against that sort of thing.