the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too

Barack Obama's Speech at the Democratic National Convention, 2004	Welcome to heartache head	The True Story of the Bridgewater Astral League	I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"	How Jenna Jameson Saved Christmas	What's the matter with kids today?	Eructation
it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too	so glad I'm not alone in my dreams	An Open Letter to the Democratic National Committee	Designing aliens
The New Revised Guide To Internet Funni	light as a feather, stiff as a board	flying boat	Gotcha journalism
"Darth" is a title, not a surname	tongue twister