Findings:

• tortoise's head
• Lap Juicer
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• victory lap
• Tortoise
• Achilles and the Tortoise
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• The Scorpion and the Tortoise
• Gopher Tortoise
• Green Tortoise
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Greek tortoise
• African spur-thighed tortoise
• Spiritual Tortoise
• tortoise shell
• The Curse of the Tortoise
• The Tortoise
• tortoise (user)
• The Talkative Tortoise
• Russian tortoise
• The Tortoise and the Hare
• lap
• One Lap of America
• lap dance
• Lapp
• Phar Lap
• Lapps
• lap card
• lap dissolve
• Sitting on a boy's lap
• lap cheong
• Three lap dances ... and a wedding
• I like to see it lap the miles
• As I Lay With My Head in Your Lap Camerado
• Safe in the Lap of the Gods
• Bell lap
• bog lap
• lap desk

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