Oh…I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago;
I don’t work there anymore.

A lady came in for a carpet
A carpet from the store… (pause)
A carpet she wanted, shagged she got!
I don’t work there any more!


Oh…I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago;
I don’t work there anymore.

A lady came in for a file system checker
A file system checker from the store… (pause)
A file system checker she wanted, fsck'd she got!
I don’t work there any more!