You
heathen!
You honestly believe that Ice House or "Beast" is a good substitute for dear old Rolling Rock? I beleve that Rolling Rock is one of the few beers that goes well with hard liquor.
Plus it has a really cool painted-on label which reads:
From the glass lined tanks of
OLD LATROBE
we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment, as a
tribute to your good taste.
It comes
from the mountain springs
to you
"33"