How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age (how-to)

To get an extra kick out of buying Lego when you're over twice the suggested age, follow this procedure:

1. Go into the toy store and walk up to the Lego shelf.
2. Wait until a little kid comes up to the shelf.
3. Watch the kid carefully considering which set he should spend his hard earned money on.
4. Pick out three sets right in front of the kid.
5. Watch his shock and jealousy. Enjoy the moment.
6. Slowly walk to the counter and pay for your sets.