The Anti-Hero Time Traveller
I travel to a time before the
enlightenment where I am immediately thrown in a dungeon.
I am gagged and
the guard closes the small window when I manage :
“I hath tho many thigs tho thay!!”
I am tied to a tree by my feet so that the people can have a laugh
And parents give their
children rotting apples to throw
They soon stop making comments about my
queer underwear and start to say:
“I’ve never seen such a
pale demon.”
with a look of distaste
A
jester dances around in my clothing as I think :
“I should have brought a gun.”