Here's the thing about losing a limb: If you go to the cemetery -- bear with me on this -- if you go to the cemetery and you look in one of those vault-tomb things, they've got PLENTY of arms and legs available. And, you know, it's not like anyone's using them, it's not like you're going to get someone tapping on your window at night like "Who's got my arm, wooooooo."

Okay that's happened to me a COUPLE times. But still! It's mostly fine!

Or you could go to a fresh battlefield where the limbs are fresher, but those are haunted as shit, trust me.

Anyway, you might be wondering why the hell I keep losing limbs. And let me tell you: I've lost a LOT of duels. Even lost my own head once! Had to get a new one. From a fresh battlefield. Now my head is haunted. It's like a mosquito I can't smack.

Also my jeans are haunted, because I took them from a dead lady's house. Am I sorry for any of it? I'll never admit it!




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