Gay sex, or: Large Hardon Collider
The dairy-industrial complex, or: Big Cheese
Vampire boyfriend, or: Neck Romancer
Dentistry styles, or: Flossifies
Unusually unpleasant sheep, or: Baaaaaastard
Sass from a therapist, or: Freudian's Lip
Geriatric fighting machines, or: Rassum-Frassum Robots
Doppleganger, or: Double You