Smallestestestestestestes...crap I forgot where I was
How in God's name are you reading all this when it's this small?
Oh right the computer zoom-in function but there has to be a point where you can't zoom any more and we're going to find it!
Ho ho ho, I bet you can't read THIS small. I shall eventually escape your gaze!
So long, sucker! I'm off to the world of the infinitely small, where everything is my oyster at last! No more paying rent! No more job applications! No more -- wait, what's that knobbly rock coming at me? Wait a second, that's not a rock, that'S A
Ha! Fooled him! Now I shall be king of the bacteria. Yes, you there, fetch me my corncob pipe and be quick about it.