Let me set your ass straight.

There are no cardboard boxes in my supermarkets. Except from in the storage rooms.
There is a wild variety of veggies in them. Onions? hah! Try some eggplant.

Norvegia is designed to be a mild cheese, in contrast to Jarlsberg, thus making it rather tasteless for people not used to this. It's not only packed in thin plastic, also in various other materials. Whatever suits your mood. Most people like norvegia as an alternative to Jarlsberg and or others (including foreign cheese). Now, if you think there is no foreign cheese here (Norway), you are thoroughly mistaken.

(Clinton likes Norvegia, and .. snow?)