I took off my
hat. No one noticed.
I took off my coat. Not a single person gave a damn.
I took off my sweater and no one even looked at me.
I tore my boots off and threw them in the air, with no soul to see me.
I ripped my shirt off in the manner of the Incredible Hulk and nobody bothered to glare at me for being ridiculous.
The moment that I decided to take off my pants... I didn't even get an awkward glance.
I dropped my boxers.
Of course I get arrested for indecent exposure.
Dammit all to hell.