Man is distinguished, not only by his reason, but by this singular passion from other animals, which is a lust of the mind, that by a perseverance of delight in the continued and indefatigable generation of knowledge, exceeds the short vehemence of any carnal pleasure.
DrT
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- a little thought for college kids
- A medical explanation of the effects of ecstasy on your body
- A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
- A young lady named Bright
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Advanced Unix Programming
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- Albert Camus
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- Alphabet Death Game
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- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- American Beauty
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- Amnesiac
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- AOL is not the Internet
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- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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- Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- D.A.R.E.
- Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two)
- Daubert v. Merrell Dow Pharmaceuticals
- de Broglie's explanation of Bohr's assumption about angular momentum
- Dead baby jokes
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- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- Deontology
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- Derivative
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- Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando
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- Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
- Dinosaurs in the Bible
- Dissed by a five-year-old
- Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
- Don Delillo
- Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
- Dorm room safety tips
- double entendre
- dramatic irony
- Drinking Robitussin due to complete boredom
- DrT
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- E2 HTML tags : Chapter 4
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- EBNF
- Education has failed
- Ego Defense Mechanisms
- electrical engineering
- Ender's Game
- Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
- eponymous laws
- Eris
- Essential C Functions
- Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
- Everything Purity Test
- Everything Statistics - January 20, 2002
- Everything you just read is bullshit
- Evolution violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics
- Existence of the System Administrator
- Extreme sleep deprivation
- False memory syndrome
- Famous Last Words
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Feist
- Filling your car with an extra 2 cents worth of fuel
- Fish Heads
- Flaunting ignorance
- Flaws with Pascal's Wager
- food fight
- Forgive Your Children For Killing Your Overstuffed Armchair
- Found a Peanut
- Foundation
- fsck
- Fuck plate tectonics
- Fugue
- fun Latin quotes
- Fun with telemarketing calls
- Gallon of milk in an hour bet
- Game Magazine Writing Style
- geek code
- Generation X
- Georgic
- Getting free pizza
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Getting your work published
- Giovanni Boccaccio
- Giving our kids something to rebel against
- Godwin's Law
- Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
- Gooogle game
- Grand Theft Auto III
- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Halting problem
- Happy Flowers
- Hardy-Weinberg Principle
- Harold Pinter
- Harry Potter is a *ix hacker!
- Hawthorne Effect
- Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
- Henry Kissinger
- Hero's formula for the area of a triangle
- Hilbert Problems
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How to answer a telephone
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to clear pop culture vultures off of Gnutella (idea)
- How to DDoS your University's Engineering School
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- How to enjoy The Family Circus
- How to form a nu-metal band
- How to get around censorware
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to lie with statistics
- How to prepare a manuscript
- How to read to a child
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How to seem smarter than you really are
- How to translate a Latin sentence
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
- How to write lyrics
- How to write sex and violence - tastefully
- How video game music is created
- HTML symbol reference
- Humans are the sex organs of the planet
- hypnagogic state
- Hysteresis
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I could've killed my father
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts (idea)
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I fuck your sunshine
- I have never
- I love it when a plan comes together
- I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- I pledge allegiance to the notion of liberty and justice for all
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- I was a homeless bum
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I will fight no more forever
- I, Robot
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Idiot's guide to Renaissance epic poetry
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- IFF
- Illegal prime number
- impossible integral
- in defense of police officers
- In Praise of Idleness
- Insulting softlinks
- int main(int argc, char *argv[])
- internal combustion engine
- International Data Encryption Algorithm
- International Nuclear Event Scale
- IPv6
- Is 196 a palindromic number?
- Is the Aeneid a piece of Pro-Augustan Propaganda?
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- It's, like, yawn; superfuckin' yawn
- James Joyce's love letters to Nora Barnacle
- Japanese obscenity laws
- Japanese Ranting Slang
- Jefferson Airplane
- Jung's Psychological Types
- just a life-support system for a penis
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Karnaugh map
- Keeping your data from the FBI (idea)
- Kibo
- Kid A
- kill -9 dueling
- Kill Your Students Day
- Koyaanisqatsi
- La vache! The strange fixation on cows by the French
- Laplace's Demon
- Laser Ranging Retroreflector experiment on the Moon
- Learn C, you hippies
- Learning European history from Porn
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- Lemony Snicket
- Life is half over at age 10
- Linux is too hard to install
- Linux TV Ads
- Liquid Nitrogen Ingestion
- little old ladies
- Logical fallacy
- Losing the respect of your community
- LSD
- Make Penis Fast!
- Making a railgun
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Marion Barry
- Marxism
- maximum wage
- Maxwell's demon
- Memorable lines from computer games
- Methyl Isocyanate
- Microsoft vs. IBM
- Middle finger
- Mikke Torvalds
- Minority Report
- MP3 Whore
- Music is not a universal language
- Mutually Assured Destruction
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Napalm sticks to kids
- Naqoyqatsi
- Neo-crypto-fascist hip-punk-pop: the third wave
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- New Stanzas for "Amazing Grace"
- Newton-Raphson method
- Newton's Rape Manual and other surprises
- Nokia Secret Codes
- Non-military contracted labor built the Death Star
- Not Invented Here
- Not the Sunscreen Song
- Nuclear terrorism
- nun/prostitute
- Oblique Strategies
- Oregon
- Our Dumb Century
- Overused chord progressions
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Passive Aggressive
- Pauli Exclusion Principle
- Percussive maintenance
- Perrin numbers
- perspective in small children's artwork
- PHP
- Physics Limericks
- Pingu
- Pizza buffet crapflooding
- Playing games on your calculator in math class
- Playing in the shower with a balloon
- Political war on drugs makes medical casualties
- Potential dangers of herbal medicine
- Practical C++
- President Reagan's Evil Empire Speech
- Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
- prison rape (idea)
- prompt radiation
- Proof that all odd numbers are prime
- PULHHEEMS
- Punch Buggy
- Pythagorean Theorem
- QNX
- quadratic formula
- quantum non-locality
- Quarter-life crisis
- Quotes from sleeping people
- R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
- Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
- Ramanujan Series
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Rape committed by women
- Redshirts vs Stormtroopers
- RFC 1149
- RFC 2324
- RimRod Goes To McDonald's
- Riverworld
- Rock, paper, scissors
- Roman names (thing)
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
- RSA
- ruler and compass construction of regular polygons
- SAT II
- Scientific Method
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Senryu
- Sentences that easily amuse high school Latin students
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
- Shadow University: Political Correctness gone insane
- shipping forecast
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Shoutcast
- Si decem habeas linguas, mutum esse addecet
- Sick Sad World
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Simpson's paradox
- skipping CDs
- Slashdot using Everything as a Dictionary
- Small things amuse large minds
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Song Of Myself
- Songs to get stuck in your head: a mix cd
- Sound effects in Finnegans Wake
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Stairway to Heaven
- Star Wars Epic Duels Game
- Star Wars first draft
- Star Wars Trivial Pursuit
- Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
- Staring down babies
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Steal This Book (thing)
- steganography
- steps to UNIX familiarity
- Stiffed
- Stirling's Formula
- Stupid Human Tricks
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Suicide is a permanent solution to a permanent problem
- suicide note
- supply-side economics
- Support Your Local User-Generated Interactive Online Database
- Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- syllogism
- SYN attack
- Tag for the ages
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Talking to the popular kids is dangerous
- Teaching your dog not to jump on people (idea)
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Tetrinet
- The "My parents suck with computers" node
- The A-Team
- The Art of the Mix Tape
- The blind radicalism of treehuggers
- The Blues Brothers
- The Breakfast Club
- The Cheapening of the Comics
- The difference between science and religion
- The doctors are confident the pills will always win
- The EICAR standard anti virus test file
- The Empire Strikes Back
- The End
- The Engineers' Drinking Song
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- The evil practice of narcotherapy for attention deficit
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- The Great Gatsby
- The Hacker Crackdown: part 1, section 7
- The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 6
- The Handmaid's Tale
- The heat death of the Universe
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
- The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
- The Microsoft Sound
- The most frequently banned books in the 1990s
- The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited
- The problem with normal people and computers
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- The quickest way to crash Windows 9x
- The quickest way to crash Windows NT/2000/XP
- The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version)
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- The Squeak Kitty Game
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- The Top 100 Best-Selling Books of 2000
- The Triumph of Bullshit
- The twelve words of power
- The UNIX and the Echo
- The Virgin Suicides
- The Windscale Fire
- The worst children's book ever
- There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Things every child should be taught
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- This is What Democracy Looks Like
- This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- Three Day Novel Writing Contest
- Three strikes you're out
- TI Basic
- TI-83 Basic
- TI-89
- TI-Graph Link
- Tips for writing an English teacher-approved classic
- TiVo
- Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
- transfinite
- tree rape
- Tristan A. Farnon
- Tylenol
- Types of xDSL
- über
- Ugol's Law
- Understanding subnets and netmasks
- Unix Filesystem Hierarchy
- uptime
- urban decay
- Usage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
- Using /dev/audio to eavesdrop
- Using gzip to do computational linguistics
- Using Red Hat and it feels so good
- Vegetarian (place)
- Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
- Vibrator Warning
- Victoria Station
- Violent solutions to technical problems
- Voices of Old People
- Vulcan insults
- Waiting for Godot
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- Watching the disk defrag
- We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
- Websites that can improve your writeups
- Weird experiences with classical self-conditioning
- Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
- Well-known ports
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands (idea)
- What to read to a child
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- What your keyboard's "Windows keys" do in Windows
- When science questions itself (a rant)
- When The Levee Breaks
- Why checking user input from web forms is important
- Why France sucks
- Why I gave up on anarchy
- Why is high school so horrible?
- Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
- why natural selection does not work in this day and age
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- Why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
- Why you shouldn't listen to high school guidance counselors
- Windows XP
- WinModem
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- winnuke
- wireless community networks
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- Workplace of DEATH!
- Write in C
- WWWF: Grudge Match
- XP Balance Sheet
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You're running Linux on what?
- Your True Jedi Name
- Zippo