A song sung by the drunken bums of
Durham University Treasure Trap, it seems to have a
medieval tune, but I don't know what it's called. (If anyone knows any way of finding out, /msg me!)
I was walking along in the ice age without any trousers on
I was walking along in the ice age without any clothes to spare
And then I saw a mammoth with some trousers and some hair
The mammoth with my trousers on... retreated to his lair
The mammoth stole me trousers, me trousers, me trousers
The mammoth stole me trousers...
The mammoth is a cunt!
For slightly more polite company, the words 'a cunt' can be replaced by 'extinct'.
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