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Mon Aug 14 2000 at 22:21:47
Two
sub-atomic
jokes:
Two
atoms
are walking along. Suddenly one looks around in
panic
. "
Oh my God!
, he starts shouting, "I've lost an
electron
!!!"
So the other atom looks at him in shock and says: "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive", he answers.
A
neutron
walks into a bar, and orders a
shot of vodka
. The
bartender
serves him and he drinks it up. He gets up to leave and asks the bartender how much he has to pay.
The bartender replies "For you,
no charge
."
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Catholic
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