Queer As a Stick (idea)

Slang term for "Oh, yes. Very gay." When I say it and people don't understand how sticks could be queer, I generally give them the whole phrase which is: "Straight as an Arrow, Queer as a Stick."

Note: Until I saw this in Holloway's writeup in People so sexy that you would change your sexual orientation to sleep with them I was convinced that my circle of friends was the only group of people that used this. I'm glad to find out that's not true.