creeping featuritis
= C =
cretinous
cretin /kret'in/ or /kree'tn/ n.
Congenital loser;
an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right. It has
been observed that many American hackers tend to favor the British
pronunciation /kret'in/ over standard American /kree'tn/; it is
thought this may be due to the insidious phonetic influence of
Monty Python's Flying Circus.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.