Overheard at the big
roleplaying game convention going on in my head:
"I once had this really, really
great character, ya know? He was an
eight-foot-tall paladin with
20/00 Strength and 19
Dexterity, and he didn't really
worship any
gods, he was just
foolin' everybody, that way he could
kill anyone he wanted, and he could cast
spells, too. He had a
+20 Axe of Troll Slaying and a
+5 Warhammer of Orc Slaying and a
+50 Sword of Demon Slaying! And he had a
magic ring that made him
invisible and
indestructible and granted him
infinite wishes. I remember one time he
killed every single person in a
village 'cause they were giving him
trouble about starting
bar fights. Yeah, he got killed when all his
magic items stopped working and he got
ambushed by a bunch of
dragons -- that
DM was such a
cheater..."