"Congratulations! You've decided to be a spellcaster. With that comes great responsibility, a grave, deadly serious study of the darkest arts--"

"When do we learn fireball?"

"The sooner I get through my introductory speech, the sooner we'll get down to the Firing range. Now silence yourself before I decide I need another stone hatrack. Now, it all depends on where you're going to do your post-grad..."

mutter mutter think they know all there is to know about flames... I've got their fireball right here... mutter mutter nate mutter mutter curse mutter dem bones...

Mad props to cerulean and my college roommate Sir for helping me with the gory details.