Trainspotter Baiting (idea)

How Irritate An Anorak-Wearer

• Your biro has spread ink all over your anorak.
• Crewe Station exists to give everywhere else in the world somewhere to be more interesting than.
• Was that your thermos flask I just dropkicked?
• No, really, I'm fascinated. It's a sort of horrified fascination true, but I am definitely fascinated.
• Your National Health Spectacles are really trendy these days.
• I bet you work in computers.
• Say "Hi" to your mother for me when you get home.
• So tell me, boxers or Y-fronts? Or shall I guess?
• What do you mean, you don't have a girlfriend? I'm shocked.

NB: This node is for information only. Never bait a trainspotter as they have a tendency to cry when provoked and none of us want that, do we?