That's great I'll start with a milkshake, scrambled eggs and fries, burgers and some marmalade
I'll have a rib-steak, wild
rice, baked potatoes, small
salad,
blue cheese, hold the olives, no tomatoes, pickled beets, pig's feet,
bagels and some
lox please A-1, tartar, where the hell's the
salad bar!
Stuck behind a screaming
baby, you've got turkey giblet
gravy running down your neck, gee this
coffee is awful, hey
waitress where's my
waffle, in the back burned black cause the cook's on
crack, hey! uh-oh can't go
bathroom overflow, listen to yourself burp feelin' like your gonna *urp*, heifer in the corner is a former
blood donor and the junkies and the
pimps and the cops, right! plain slam-dunk
doughnut coffee makes you go nuts, waitress, orders, don't ignore us,
check please!
It's the end of the
meal as we know it....