To: Pat Nospine
From: Big Boss Fat Head
Re: Y2K Compliance Initiative
Date: 12/31/99
Time: 11:00 pm
Pat, As you know we have been very busy lately preparing for the
millennium
planning and strategy committee meeting on January 12th, 2000.
Unfortunately,
we overlooked the assignment of ensuring file server, database, and
application
Y2K compliance. As I'm sure you are aware, this was a huge mistake on
my part
and I need to cover my ass. In the past, you have demonstrated an
aptitude for
quick learning and spineless nonresistance to ridiculous requests
from your
superiors, therefor, it is with great pride and inconsideration that
I am assigning
this task to you. You have almost one hour to finish, so please
double check
your work. Thank you for your cooperation and dedication. Have a
wonderful New
Year.
Sincerely,
Big Boss Fat Head
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