My parents have this one cat, named Geneve, who I call splotchycat because she's a calico. She's a real bitch as cats go, though; she hates being touched and goes out of her way to deceive someone into pissing her off and then subsequently (and "justifiably") bites them, scratches them, hisses at them, whatever. She's also mean to the other cats, and constantly stalks them and terrorizes them.

Last night I dreamed that while she was stalking Axel (the nicest damned cat anyone could ever meet, and the least-deserving creature I know to be picked on by such a meanie), she fell off the counter and hit her head on the ground real hard. It caused her to do a hard reset - not only was her mind wiped out, but her whole life; in fact, she reverted to a newborn kitten. So everyone took this opportunity to raise her right (we didn't have her as a kitten; she just showed up one day and decided to move in) so that she wouldn't be so evil. And it worked, and she was actually a lovable kitty for once...