I had a
Slashdream last night.
Slashdot was being spammed by a bunch of people running a
Beowulf of
DDoS-style spambots setup to generate inane Slashdot chatter (and, hence, were getting moderated up), and so every article on the front page had well over 1000 "
comments," particularly the latest
Katzicle which had 4000 (though the spammers weren't bothering to touch that one). In the meantime, I was talking to a nice Asian girl named
Mae Ling Mak, who was naked, and petrified - with fear about what all these trolls were going to do with her naked body if she were found. She looked nice, and was a
hermaphrodite. We both decided we'd go out to dinner later, along with
Natalie Portman, who was a friend of hers.
I went home and looked through a box of my stuff, and I found even more DVDs I forgot about, but the point was moot, considering that the MPAA had confiscated all of my DVD-playing equipment in retribution for making my part of the statement with DeCSS.
I'm sure there were lots of other Slashdot references in my dream which I missed, but it sure seemed like the kind of thing a Kafka troll would write...