*Cue Monotonous Wesley Willis music
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J. Blrfl Flermalerma & The Puppy Touchers Played The Jaffe Mosque on Tuesday
The place was rockin, it was packed like a donkey's ass
Over five thousand people came to the show
Touch the puppy
Touch the puppy
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*key board solo with small drum beat interlude
After the show I went back stage to meet the band
J. Blrfl Flermalerma let me touch the puppy
It whipped the marmot's ass!
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*Another musical interlude
But then he started yellin' at me, said I had to feel the puppy
He gave me a war hell ride, it punched the monkey's dick
Then I went to McDonald's and went home
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Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
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