Eastern-European foodstuff made somewhat famous to fans of
The Simpsons. Khlav Kalash Man, voiced by
Hank Azaria, has a recurring role on The Simpsons (although obviously not as prominent as
Bumblebee Man, or even
Dancin' Pete). Look for Khlav Kalash Man in the
Pretzel Wagon episode, the episode where Lisa takes the bus, and Khlav Kalash Man's starring role, the episode where
Homer gets
booted in
New York and tries to get pizza from the Khlav Kalash cart.
Apparently, however, there actually is a such thing as Khlav Kalash. Not sure if I'm bold enough to try it...
Khlav Kalash Recipe
600 grams mutton
600 grams lamb
4 tomatoes
3 carnations
1 onion
Water
Oil
Salt
Pepper
Assorted Spices (your preference)
Cut the meat into pieces and the onions into rings. Crush the tomatoes, and mix everything together in a bowl with the carnations. Add water and oil until you have a sticky mass. Blend in salt, pepper, and other assorted spices. Mold the mass into balls and fry.
Serve on a stick with crab juice or Mountain Dew.