Santa Claus DM (person)

A dungeon master who makes the game ridiculously easy by ignoring rules and giving out unearned stats and items. Signs that you might be a Santa Claus DM:

• You feel that 3,000 GP and a Sword of Vorpal Weapon is an appropriate reward for killing two kobolds
• You let players reroll their character's attributes until they're all 14 or higher.
• "Saving throw? What's that?"
• You allow a fifth level thief to take over the City of Greyhawk.
• A party of three in your campaign can make short work of a green dragon (which has less treasure than the aforementioned kobolds)
• You continuously reroll the check for secret doors because you've put some cool stuff behind one and don't want the characters to miss it.
• "Encumbrance? Huh?"
• You don't see any problem with the paladin's "shoot first, ask questions later" mentality, or the fact that he keeps walking up to random women in the local town, shouting "Whore!", and then punching them in the face.
• 1000000 Hit Points and Maximum Charisma!