A grapefruit, the mascot of the Daring Devilinis comedy-stunt troupe. Every show, he is hurled onto a bed of nails to prove to the audience how very sharp it is.

That half of the Devilinis I went to high school with says that Mr. Juicy Juice has become astoundingly popular with audiences (I mean, he's just a grapefruit with a name) and people have begun clamoring for t-shirts bearing his likeness.