The
scary thing is that
Jerry Springer was very nearly
Governor of
Ohio, a fact that I hold over my friend from
Cleveland as often as possible. I know, I know, I don't need anything else other than the fact that he's from
Cleveland, but it's always good to have extra
ammo.
Springer was in fact forced to admit that almost all of the fights on the show are
staged, because the
police threatened to start
arresting his guests for
assault unless he did. My favorite people on the show are the
audience members who seem not to know that it's all
fake, sitting with their
mouths agape wondering how some people could possibly be that
stupid and
ignorant.