A while back, I was looking at or
touching the base of someone's neck for some unknown reason, and this conversation took place:
I: Huh. Interesting. You don't have a bump back there.
Person:
Bump? What are you talking about?
I: You know, the bump thing at
the base of your skull. Right here, see?
At that point I guided their hand toward the base of my skull, where my
mysterio-bump resides. Let me explain a few things:
·This bump has always been at the base of my
skull.
·It is located about 2 inches up from the center of my neck, in the
exact place where
Neo's port was in
the Matrix. I wonder if this has anything to do with the
proximity of the bump to the
brain...
·It is most definetly just part of my
skull structure, as it is hard and bony
·It isn't visible from any reasonable distance (probably due to my
hair)
Anyway, at this time the person felt the bump and immediately proceded to
freak out. Screaming and flailing their arms, whoever it was (i honestly can't remember) ran away. After discussing it with some of my
normal friends, we have come to the following
conclusions:
Skull bumps are most often found on
males.
Skull bumps also seem to be
hereditary (my dad has one as well)
People without
neck bumps freak out when they feel a
bump-endowed head.
Skull bumps vary in size, but are always limited to one.
So, if you have a bump, be
happy!
Caress your bump! Take care of it! Name it! No, wait, that's kinda weird. Just don't take your bump for granted.
Any bump-endowed Everythingians are welcome to submit their names to the list of we bump-people