SPUTUM(TM) is the
SubGenius Police, Usenet Tactial Unit (Mobile), an elite force of SubGenii dedicated to eraticating spam in order to boot everyone's brains (and computers) to Ring 0 of the Kernel of "
BOB". They are located at www.sputum.com.
SPUTUM(TM) has indicated to the Lumber Cartel that smacking spammers with clue-by-4's IS slackful.