The Hieronymus Bosch Programmer
Writes programs with weird user interfaces -- fonts, buttons, forms, and layouts all spring fully formed from the coder's head and from nowhere else. Often found writing Themes. Hides all sorts of odd features in places you wouldn't expect.
The Pieter Breughel Programmer
Like the Bosch programmer, the Breughel programmer hides features all over his program. However, he tends to make the most important aspect the least obvious to find.
The M.C. Escher Programmer
Manages to write code that should not work, but does anyway. For example, frequently employs circular references to beneficial effects. Variable names follow internal logic but do not always follow global logic.