A "walk" is created for one's own masochistic pleasure by the following method:
- Sit at home (your place of work is not a good place to practice this fine art, unless you have a secluded office, or colleagues with a similar issue with insects) and watch the flies lazily buzzing around in circles in the middle of the room
- Ponder for a while on your latest E2 nodes, and wonder how they are faring without you there to tend and nurture them
- Remember back to reading something about a “walk” and how to create one of your very own
- Sit a while longer, watching the second hand on the clock tick away the seconds of your life
- Suddenly leap up from the couch and start chasing the flies about the room, until one gets stuck buzzing about on a window and you are able to catch it
- Carefully tear the wings off it and imagine it’s pitiful screams of terror and pain
- Place the ex-fly (now considered a “walk”) on a flat surface and watch it scurry about for a while
- Feed the “walk” to the cat
- Sit back down on the couch and look at the clock again to see that 2 minutes have passed since you last looked
- Sigh in satisfaction that you have mastered nature, and your superior intelligence proved why you are the master of the animal race on planet Earth
- Watch the remaining flies lazily buzzing around in circles in the middle of the room for a while.