It's true.
And there is a range of subtle nuance which just cannot be adequately verbalized without the use of every single one. The word is chosen depending on who's in the room, the room itself (say, a men's locker room, or The Oval Office), the humor (or lack thereof) that one is trying to achieve. Et cetera.
I've left out euphemisms which are discriptive combinations of words, viz warm sacks of fun flesh, and I've left out personifications like "The Girls". I've also combined words which are obviously derivatives of each other, viz. boobs and boobies are one entry. And I've left out scientific terms and generally most words that are typically viable in mixed company.
And for the sake of applying at least some modicum of social redemption: October is Breast Awareness Month.
- babooms
- bajongas
- baloobas
- bazongas/bazongies/bazonkers
- bazookas
- bazooms
- boobs/boobies
- bosom
- bouncers
- breasts - of course
- bust
- buzwams
- chest
- chesticles
- diddleys
- double D's
- droopers
- floppers
- funbags
- garbanzos/garbonzas
- gazongas
- goodies
- headlights
- honkers
- hooters
- jigglers
- jubes
- jugs
- knockers
- lactoids
- lungs
- mammaries/mams/mamms
- mazoombas
- melons
- milkers
- mounds
- nubbins
- palookas
- puppies
- rack
- ta-tas
- tatties
- teats
- thingies
- tits/titties
- tooters
- torpedoes
- whoppers
- wobblers
- wongas
- yabbos
- zeppelins
I guess this counts as a nodeshell rescue