Saint Bernards are a very large breed of dog. Look for a big, round, shaggy dog with patched brown and white markings. It should be noted that their drool production coefficient is actually normal, but their sheer size will make a playmate feel like a stripper in a shower show, except stickier. I've heard that this breed has a penchant for turning on their owners. Of course, you also see pictures of them guys with big kegs of Jawbone of an ass brand whiskey on their collars, so you never know. I've met four or five Saint Bernards in my lifetime, and they've all been cheerful, noisy, clumsy, galumphing-around-the-yard type dogs. And they also pack away food faster than a platoon of marines.