Upon my arrival in Oklahoma City for the 1999 Student Forum of the United Methodist Student Movement, I immediately thought it reminded me of Texas… same landscape, very similar accent, plenty of Dallas Morning News newspaper stands all over OKC, the works. Scale was the only significant difference I could tell from my earlier visits to Texas -- yes, everything's bigger in Texas. Otherwise, though, same kind of place.

It seems, though, that calling their state North Texas is one of the easiest ways to piss off an Oklahoman. Fortunately, I found this out before making that mistake live and in color.