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We see them on tv. We hear them on Howard Stern, we read about them in dirty novels. But, I, for one, have never met one. Maybe it's a function of where I live, or who I hang out with, or that my parents are still married and that we go to church twice on sunday and on tuesday nights, but I'm not even sure they exist. I am starting to think that they are only part of a communist or democrat plot to make us believe that not only do women want to.. you know.., with other women, but there are women out there who do it! All the time! And not only for procreation! Like when elvis was taken by aliens, I think the aliens took all the lesbians too. If they ever existed at all, that is. <narrowed eyes look around, looking for lesbians>