That is, she doesn't work for me anymore.

When I first hired her, it seemed like a good match. We were looking for creative types, hard-working self-starters. But she did all sorts of goofy things, like throwing statues down the air shaft, blowing up housing projects, and trying to organize a strike among inventors and industrialists.

So I tried to reason with her. All she would say was, "Everybody with a functioning mind does agree with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind."

At which pointed I fired her.