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- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- A mall full of people doing the Macarena
- anti-commercial commercials
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Autistic guy on the city bus
- Bliss and the Art of Shower Massage Masturbation
- bookbinding (thing)
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- Bowling for Columbine (thing)
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- Buckaroo Banzai
- Cadaeic Cadenza
- Calculating your annual radiation dosage
- cheat codes for vim
- Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
- Chuck Palahniuk
- coffee pot telemetry
- Coming out of the closet and running back in
- Copper Starlight
- Cybersex gone wrong
- Danni Ashe
- Depression as a function of natural selection
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- E2 saved my life
- Education has failed
- Everything, Kansas: A Manifesto
- Finding free anime on the internet
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- flax seed crackers
- Frisbee
- Geocaching
- Golden Trinkets
- Goth vs. Gothic
- Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How to Become a Fruitarian 2
- How to bind your own book
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint (thing)
- How to use a current account
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- HTML symbol reference
- I can see the evening stars (thing)
- I fuck your sunshine
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white (essay)
- I must have waited all my life for this
- I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- International Monetary Fund
- ironic
- Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
- It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
- Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
- L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
- Lentil
- Lentil Sprouts
- Lentils Another Way
- Life inside out (idea)
- lizards don't understand
- Massively erotic energy
- Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
- necklace
- Nikon D1X
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- November 16, 2002 (idea)
- November 17, 2002 (place)
- On the Supposed Difference Between History and Falsity
- Ottoman Empire
- Pain
- Pinocchio: Chapter 1
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- Ray Bradbury
- Removing pubic hair
- scrambled eggs (idea)
- See your local retailer for details and erections
- shampoo
- she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
- She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
- She's so cute
- Sleeping with a shooting star
- Small things amuse large minds
- Somebody Set Us Up
- Something I thought only I thought about
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
- Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen (person)
- Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
- Stuttering (idea)
- Super Soaker 2000
- Tales from the White Hart (thing)
- Technical Documentation as Erotica
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- The Breast Equation
- The Condom Game
- The day I lost all faith in the American government
- The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
- The difference between use and utilize
- The Electronic Revolution (idea)
- The important difference between cow and sheep brains
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- The official buttered popcorn of my inner apocalypse
- The tattoo phenomenon
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- There Is No Art
- There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- To node one thing beautiful every day
- Using keyboard LEDs for something useful
- Vampire Population Ecology (idea)
- Vampire Tag
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Waking up next to EDB
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique. (idea)
- Welcome to Everything
- What sort of impotent sorcerer are you?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- When having sex in Binary
- Why don't men shave?
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Why not just kill yourself? (idea)
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
- Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
- Words of Advice for Young People
- XOR swap
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- you were reasonable
- Zone Breaker 2000