The Biscuit Game - A game first played in
rugby locker rooms in which two or more males
masturbate vigorously, pointing their penises at a biscuit (purists insist on a
digestive, but any biscuit type works equally well. There has even been some experimentation with
cakes). Each player ejaculates in turn and the final player to spend himself is left with the task of devouring the
soggy biscuit. A thoroughly disgusting game with extremely unsubtle
homosexual overtones: indeed, it's like
bukkake with a
biscuit instead of an
unhappy japanese woman.
Related trivia include the fact that pisspoor nu-metal quintet Limp Bizkit are named for the Australian version of the game.
Alternative titles include soggy biscuit and bunch of rugby-playing fags have a grand old time.