I think I broke my brain at some point.
I was sitting down trolling on yahoo answers (of course) and a much older/stronger/bigger relative bursts in and asks if I let a friend of his in to retrieve something that belonged to them. Well of course I did, it was the friend's stuff after all.
Apparantly that was the wrong answer and he proceeded to get very mad and got right in my face and screamed at me.
"Get out of my face." I asked this only slightly annoyed, as if all he'd done were steal one of my cookies.
I think he yelled something else before punching my shoulder and storming off. I didn't even flinch. It was like we were discussing the weather over a cup of tea, the whole time I didn't feel even the slightest bit of fear or intimidation; instead I just felt happy and easy going like I had all day. Then I started laughing at the answers coming in to my troll questions and carried on just as I had been.
The last time this kind of thing happened I got mad and got in a big argument.